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Located: Sartell, Minnesota
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Rambler 324 on Feb 6, 2012A localman riled up a sailor and is charged with aggravated a “salt.”Domembers of the air force get frequent flyer miles?The newBates Caskets come with a life-time guarantee.ThePolitically Correct Police claim holidays sounds too similar to holy...



Rambler 323 on Feb 1, 2012The speech about methane was scentilating.The Halloween Society has named its official fruit:booberries.Because of the world ending on December 21stof this year, next year’s calendars may be a little late.  Instead of a leap year it may be a s...



Rambler 322 on Jan 30, 2012In thewar between the circuses combatants went directly for the juggler.Chemystery-theinability to understand scienceA displayof old clothes irons showed one in which you put lit charcoal.   Makes you wonder  if the old saying “too m...



Rambler 321 on Jan 25, 2012A manfrom the area was very fond of dips and chips.  In fact, he became addicted.He is nowin search of the sauce patch.  (say last two quickly)In an exclusive neighborhood, people were mowingtheir lawns on Saturdays and Sundays. T...



Rambler 320 on Jan 23, 2012Thedocumentary on outdoor furniture is soon to be released:  “Something Wicker This Way Comes.”At my ageI am fifty percent successful in following the adage: “forgive and forget.”  I forgot which part.Why doesthe word “dumbfounded...



Rambler 319 on Jan 18, 2012We watchsome of the debates to see a lackbluster performance.An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.  In China, a shortage of Apples kept eggs on the way. Lapidariesfrom the area are forming a Hard Rock Group.Lapidary: the art of cutting, polishin...